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Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Full of shit?  


really really good shit, that is...

One of the best scenes had to be when whats-his-face has a stroke on the toilet because he was pushing so hard...
Why are Sopranos' characters always going to the bathroom?


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Tuesday, April 13, 2004

They love me. They really love me. 


Of course I’m speculating. Its impossible to know what the Miss USA contestants are thinking as they have absolutely no facial expressions. Its like watching the dawn of the really hot dead. I imagine they have a guy with a canister (or whatever they put it in) of botox and a syringe following the contestants. “Oh no! My face twitched! I need a quick prick”
It’s only a matter of time when facial mobility becomes a peculiarity. “Why does that person’s eyebrows move when they talk, mommy? Oh honey *laughing*, they probably can't afford to inject lethal poison into their faces."


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Sneak preview of the Apprentice new season 


Absolutely hilarious!.


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Thursday, April 08, 2004

The rise and fall of Citizen Black 


Interesting account of Conrad Black's shenanigans


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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

I want to PumP you Up... 


The Secret Poems Of Arnold Schwarzenegger:

"Spring is here.
I can sense its soft arrival.
Like flab
On a flabby person"



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So you want to open a bank? 


Apparently, Nauru is the easiest jurisdiction in the world to get a banking license.


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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

This thing of ours... 


Aaaah. The Sopranos. Such a pleasure to watch. So seamless. So totally unpredictable. You think you have it figured out and then it goes in a direction which renders all of your conjecture irrelevant. So excellent that they added Steve Buscemi to the cast, who in addition to being a great presence, directed 'pine barren's, arguably the the funniest episode . And then of course there is T, who for some strange reason is possibly one of the hottest men ever. Best scene in yesterday's show was of him walking down the stairs at the Bing (after Christopher's rampage) and then he stops and assumes the expression where his eyes sort of glaze over, and you know someone's going to get whacked....


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Friday, April 02, 2004

21 Grams of crap! 


V. disappointed with 21 Grams which I was so excited to see after the fucking brilliant Amores Perros! Mixing up the chronology of a movie, showing extreme close ups and using grainy (or whatever its called) cinematography may brand it as an 'important' movie, but it just seemed contrived in this case. There is no Memento like puzzle to figure out. In fact as soon as the essential plot elements are in place its we pretty much know whats going to happen. The concept was definitely intriguing. (losing 21 grams upon death) . But the movie doesn't really elucidate it in any meaningful way. Naomi Watts (who was brilliant in Mulholland Drive) always seemed to be acting and it was hard to take BDT (always an excellent actor) seriously - a)because he is ridiculously sexy and b) I kept expecting him to morph into Fenster and start speaking with a lisp...


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Thursday, April 01, 2004

Hard hitting journalism... 


I think its the non-smokers that are getting stupider...

""It's outrageous to suggest that putting some leaves and a piece of paper into your mouth and setting fire to it is associated with stupidity!" "This is just another weird, exaggerated claim," Mr Clark continued, after pausing to inhale."


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